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parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
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This makes my brain feel ow.
i hate having people over so much i always feel obligated to entertain them like when im at other peoples houses we just hang out and do whatever but i feel differently at my house
and theyre over and im just like do u want bread or something i have bread
…until it pops and then you have a scolding hot cheese launcher of death.
This didn’t work, I tried it and it fucking caught fire.
scolding hot flaming cheese launcher of death.
This idea just gets worse.
QUEEN B EVERYBODY
My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.
These are awesome! Really. You hit everything on the “list” and in a humorous way which makes it more awesome. Everything from taking a shower to remembering your meds when your depressed is a major challenge. All these things are things I struggle with when I hit a depressive episode. I’m sure they seem silly and small to those without a mood disorder, but they’re huge accomplishments to those of us who are sufferers and we should acknowledge that. tl;dr You rock, holyhotpantsbatman!
I want to print these out and stick them on myself when I’m having a bad day and need to remember the little victories
be free, Leo.
I can smell it. I can smell the oscar